[An invincible trash-talker turns the Three Kingdoms upside down, delivering hilarious chaos and rewriting history!]
Transmigrated into the role of cannon fodder at Hulao Pass, with a blade already at his head, I panic in the face of death and blurt out, “Dad, help me!”
The blade shatters! The soldier drops to his knees! Dong Zhuo is stunned!
What’s going on? Did what I just said really come true? And with zero cooldown and no mana cost?!
Dong Zhuo flies into a rage and tries to feed me to the sows. I point at a pig from afar: “Dad, look at that snoring king!” The Grand Chancellor immediately rushes to the pen, wailing with heartfelt emotion: “Mother! Your son missed you so much!”
Lu Bu drops his halberd in fright, and I get an eyeful of Diao Chan’s skirt… This lazy fish just wants to coast to victory!
But Cao Cao insists on calling me Dad, Liu Bei begs me every day to “keep quiet so we can all stay safe,” and Zhuge Liang sobs and asks, “How do you counter this kind of supernatural nonsense?!”
Dong Zhuo turns into roast duck? Cao Cao’s entire camp starts doing the seaweed dance? A hundred thousand soldiers storm a city stark naked?
Whatever I say goes! The big shots of the Three Kingdoms line up to beg me… Don’t! Open! Your mouth!
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