My Son Liangzi Has the Stuff of a Great Emperor!

[At the global competitive eating championship, Liang Zi wolfs down three hundred jin of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall in one sitting and sadly “eats himself to death” on the spot. When he opens his eyes again, he has been reborn in the Profound Weight Realm, where body weight reigns supreme!]

Here, weight is cultivation, fat is one's foundation, and tonnage decides all! Weighing fifty jin at birth, he can trigger celestial phenomena. By age three, he reaches the Thousand-Jin Realm, knocking over a three-thousand-jin profound iron cauldron just by taking a tumble. Others toil for ten years to gain ten jin, while he can put on twenty jin in a single meal. His stomach, capable of devouring heaven and earth, is the most heaven-defying cultivation cheat of all!

“My son Liang Zi has the makings of a Great Emperor!” His father, Liang Zhentian, a brawny man in the Ten-Thousand-Jin Cauldron Realm, boasts about him to everyone and spoils him rotten.

But Liang Zi just wants to eat in peace. “Don't praise me too much, or I'll stew that thousand-year-old ginseng you treasured and serve it with drinks.”

When the Wang family's prodigy mocks him as a “pudgy glutton,” Liang Zi cheerfully offers him a whole roast lamb. “Want some? Once you're done, I'll crush you to death with my belly.”

The owner of the Profound Weight Academy cafeteria sobs in the restroom: “This little terror bankrupts three stalls a day. At this rate, the academy will have to turn into a pig farm!”

During a secret-realm trial, while others scramble for heavenly treasures, he simply devours an entire mountain of spirit herbs, crunching even the rocks. His weight surges to “mountain-class,” and he sits down so hard that he crushes the villains' lair.