The Tyrant Can Read Minds, and I Went on a Rampage in the Palace

[Transmigrate into a Book] [Mind Reading] [Mutual Devotion] [Harem Intrigue] [Laid-Back] [Exclusive Favoritism]

Luo Ran transmigrates into a book one day, becoming a cannon-fodder palace maid who weighs 180 jin.

She is also bound to a System, and can go home once she completes its missions.

Luo Ran knows she is no good at palace intrigue, so she decides to be a lazy freeloader, eating her fill and waiting for death every day. She plans to complete her missions and return to the modern world, but she never expected the tyrant to be able to read minds.

[Ahhh, I'm starving! All I've had today is a little boiled cabbage.]

Pei Heng: ??? Guards, bring my beloved consort a feast of delicacies!

[That rotten man! Stay away from me! Your lover is chasing me down to kill me!]

Pei Heng: ??? Guards, send every concubine to the Cold Palace!

[Waaah... I'm finally almost down to 90 jin. Just one more step and I'll reach the position of empress. At last, I can leave this awful palace.]

Pei Heng: ??? Guards, hurry up and fatten my beloved consort back up to 180 jin.

[There's not a single heir in Pei Heng's harem. Is this guy impotent or something?]

Pei Heng: ??? She actually said I can't perform?! I'll have to show this woman just how well I can perform!!!

Luo Ran: Pei Heng, I can't eat another bite!

Pei Heng: Be good, my beloved consort. Have a little more. I like you plump.

Luo Ran: !!!!

[Help! Why does this bastard never do what people expect? If I keep eating, I'll turn into a pig!]

Pei Heng: Don't worry, beloved consort. I love only you in this life. Even if you turn into a pig, I'll still love you.

Luo Ran: ????