It's bad enough that I transmigrated as Song Jiang. Now the System is forcing me to become “Song Gong Xing” too? My modern operations-brain has turned me into a CEO of a mountain stronghold: I make PowerPoint decks to pitch surrender to the court, manage robberies with KPIs, and even make Li Kui pose with gold bars for a “Act for Heaven” photo op! And here's the best part: the more outrageous my stunts, the more elaborate the wanted posters from the Tokyo Prefecture become, and the more urgently the Privy Council sends reports by express courier to cheer me on. My brotherhood points double every time! Then I unlock the ultimate challenge, “Spy Simulator,” and start infiltrating the imperial palace to turn eunuchs against the throne and forge imperial edicts... At this rate, Liangshan is going to turn the Song dynasty's destiny into my own “criminal record”! (System prompt: Current brotherhood points: 9999. Next mission: make Gao Qiu so angry he flips the table, and make the audience laugh until they spit out their food!)
