Reborn as a Star Dragon in Monster Hunter Online: I Can Transform into an Elder Dragon

[Another World + Comedy + Lighthearted + Absurd + Pseudo-Invincible Protagonist + No Romance]

I, Nan Xing, transmigrated.

In this other world, where morals are in the gutter and decency has vanished, my only golden finger is... turning into a dragon. Not the traditional kind, but a Star Dragon that can switch attributes at will based on the Wi-Fi signal (crossed out) environmental elements! Today I breathe fire, tomorrow I spit ice, and the day after that I blind you all with holy light. That's how fashionable I am. Sometimes I can even charge up a big move and evolve into an Ancient Dragon, aka “a walking natural disaster, a mobile forbidden spell,” perfect for saving my precarious sleep schedule. For example, I can mute the person who woke me up, along with their entire lair, with a single click.

Now the different races are arguing over “whose god is the kindest and greatest.”

The elves: “Our god is kind and benevolent! (Though their thoughts do wander sometimes.)”

The birdfolk: “Bullshit! Our god is clearly more imposing!”

The fairies: “How shallow! Our god's looks are on another level!”

And that “kind,” “imposing,” “drop-dead gorgeous” god they're talking about? That's right, it's me, all of them! I just changed my skin! I'm a good person, really. If you don't believe me, then I guess I'll... put on another secret identity and explain things to you again.

(P.S. The protagonist turning into an Ancient Dragon is like using a big move. After all, an Ancient Dragon is a walking natural disaster and a mobile, ever-present forbidden spell.)