(No System, I'm rooting for the protagonist, demonic Cultivation, twisted, dark, and crawling through the muck)
The good news is that I become the protagonist's master from the start. The bad news is that I'm the master from the start.
Sacrifice the master, and your power knows no bounds!
Then answer me this!
Does the master's life count as a life or not?
The protagonist dies, then uses death regression and insists on dragging me along. What am I supposed to do?
The protagonist keeps turning evil and sacrificing the whole sect. What am I supposed to do?
Answer me!
Am I the transmigrated protagonist or not? Answer me! You dogs who keep saying the master gets to coast to victory, answer me! (shouting)
Look in my eyes! Tell me why! Why, baby, why?
Am I going to die? Is my life something they sell wholesale? Do I have to wait until the protagonist dies before I can die? If I die before him, won't I be gone for good?
Say something!
And when we reach the ending, there's still a postwar score to settle. Why are you so obsessed with this rating?
This thing just optimizes me away. The sect is huge. I run it every day while the protagonist goes out to fight, then when it's all over, we tally the scores.
Oh, the protagonist gets MVP. Turns out his master stays in the sect all day, making money and selling all kinds of weird little toys.
A freeloader! The master is a freeloader! This time the master's score is 3.0. The protagonist's face-slapping antics were so satisfying this month, while his master gets locked in a dark room every day by his rebellious disciple who wants to seduce him. The master is a freeloader!