Card-Based Beast Taming: My Digital Beast Designs Are Ridiculous

[System] [Character Growth] [Slacker Philosophy] [Get Strong or Die!]

The pathetic light-element creature, which can do nothing but illuminate its surroundings, becomes a beloved national idol: a cute, squeaky angel.

The weak, slow tortoise gets a bratty-little-girl personality and becomes the ultimate taunting controller. One cry of “You little scrub!” and it swallows the opponent's digital beast, sending their Beast Tamer chasing Bai Du down three whole streets with a knife.

An abandoned sword spirit gets the Overpowered Hero trait. From then on, one long sword cuts through people, beasts, and even the heavens.

Ever seen a Schrödinger's capybara? Each time a door opens, it randomly checks whether it exists. Fail the check, and you'll leave this world forever.

Even the yellow dog at the door gets the Yellow Wind Great Sage setting. After its yellow sand blows, not a scrap of meat remains in the dog bowls within a ten-mile radius.

“Your digital beast is strong, so I've decided to activate Super Fusion and use it as fusion material.”

How will the boy whose original body transmigrated into this world survive the System's threat to erase him? Step by step, he'll draw on the fantasies of the past and use the cards from a game to push this stagnant world forward. Let's wait and see.