You’re Supposed to Cultivate Immortality, So Why Are You Bound to Wangzai Xiaoqiao?

[Three absolute guarantees: the protagonist is absolutely sharp! The protagonist is absolutely shameless! The story is absolutely satisfying!] [Three things we absolutely won't do: pad the word count, show off the prose, or drag out a fight!] [Read with caution if any of that bothers you!] Meng Lei transmigrates to a cultivation world and obtains a spiritual treasure named “Wangzai Xiao Qiao.” He only needs to play Honor of Kings to cultivate, and whenever he can't make up his mind, all he has to do is pick from the ridiculous choices Xiao Qiao gives him. [Option One: Kidnap the enemy sect leader’s wife and use her as leverage. Reward: One Sword of Eternity, plus one star in your Honor of Kings rank.] [Option Two: Abandon your sect and run for your life. Reward: One pair of Boots of Swiftness.] [Option Three: Join the enemy sect and, to prove your sincerity, ambush your own sect leader. Reward: A position as an elder in the enemy sect and the title of Traitor.] And there are all kinds of other rewards, like Yang Jian’s Law of Heaven and Earth, Zhuge Liang’s Energy Blast, Li Bai’s Green Lotus Sword Song... Sect Leader: Where did this kid get so many skills? Demoness of the Shattered Abyss: There’s something off about this cultivator. Xiao He: At his rate of leveling up, being a genius is just the bare minimum to get his attention. I’m Meng Lei. Watch out, or I’ll sneak into your base!