Mr. Lu, Please Report to Exam Room 1 in Proctology

[A devoted couple] [Bickering sweet romance] [Sharp-tongued female proctologist + scheming CEO + marriage first, love later + mutual secret crush]

Chen Bailu and Lu Si'ang honored an old family pact and became husband and wife.

On their wedding day, Lu Si'ang successfully married into the Chen family.

On their wedding night, the two signed an agreement.

A marriage in name only: neither would fulfill their marital duties, and each would live their own life.

Until one day, Lu Si'ang showed up at the proctology clinic clutching his rear end.

Chen Bailu messaged her intern: “Prepare for surgery. Hemorrhoids, stage three.”

After he was discharged and returned home, Chen Bailu tossed Lu Si'ang a key.

“Guest room, with its own bathroom. It'll be convenient when you have another attack in the middle of the night.”

Known as the “Living Hades” who struck terror into the venture capital world, Lu Si'ang had never suffered such indignity in his life.

He could invest tens of billions without batting an eye, yet had to drop his pants and get his rear examined in front of his wife and her colleagues.

He could skim a contract in seconds, but when she handed him a guide to the dangers of sitting too long, he couldn't make heads or tails of it.

He tried acting aloof to get her attention, but she thrust an anoscope at him. “Mr. Lu, it's time for your follow-up.”

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But late one night, after he had recovered, Lu Si'ang stopped her as she was about to head to the hospital.

“Chen Bailu, it's time to revise our agreement.”

She raised an eyebrow. “Revise what?”

He lowered his head and kissed her. “Add one clause: take care of my behind for life, and never trade it in.”

“Lu Si'ang, I saved your life, and now you're trying to scam me?”

“Then, Dr. Chen, are you going to let me scam you, or not?”