Siheyuan: That Fool Is So Vicious, Why Mess With Him?

[Cunning protagonist + lighthearted comedy + everyday life + decidedly not a saint] Xia Xiang unexpectedly transmigrated into the world of a 1960s TV drama set in a Beijing courtyard and awakened the [Quick Transmigration Worlds System]. Fast. As fast as it gets. He had only three seconds at the start. Ding! Beginning transmigration across the worlds. He stole the last bun from the starving peasant in Old Farmer. Maybe the man wouldn't have to hang himself from hunger anymore, but he'd probably die of rage instead. He stole the Nine Yang Divine Skill from the young Zhang Wuji in The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber. He stole the candied hawthorn from Nannan in Shrouding the Heavens. He stole Xiao Yan's ring in Battle Through the Heavens, and the old man inside the ring was erased. He stole Jiang Ziya's fishing rod in Investiture of the Gods, and Marquis of the West Ji Chang fled. He stole the ginseng that Xiao Feng used to save Azi in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils... Every time Xia Xiang quick-transmigrated through the worlds, all kinds of ridiculous things happened. At the same time, Xia Xiang used his identity as a fool and the items he obtained through quick transmigration to torment the courtyard's assorted scoundrels until they were ready to die...