Siheyuan: That Fool Is So Vicious, Why Mess With Him?

[Machiavellian + lighthearted comedy + everyday life + absolutely not a bleeding heart]

Xia Xiang unexpectedly transmigrates into the world of a 1960s TV drama, the Siheyuan courtyard compound, and awakens the [Myriad Worlds Quick Transmigration System].

Fast, unbelievably fast: from the start, he has only three seconds.

Ding! Beginning transmigration across the myriad worlds.

He steals the steamed bun that Old Farmer Can't Get Enough has been starving for. Now the poor guy probably won't have to hang himself to escape starvation; he'll just get worked to death with anger.

He steals the Nine Yang Divine Skill from the young Zhang Wuji in The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.

He steals Nannan's candied hawthorn skewer from Shrouding the Heavens.

He steals Xiao Yan's ring from Battle Through the Heavens, and the old man inside the ring is erased.

He steals Jiang Ziya's fishing rod from Investiture of the Gods, so Marquis of the West Ji Chang makes a run for it.

He steals the ginseng Xiao Feng uses to treat Azi in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils...

Every time Xia Xiang quick transmigrates through the myriad worlds, all sorts of ridiculous incidents follow.

Meanwhile, Xia Xiang uses his fool's identity and the items he gets from his quick transmigrations to torment the assorted scoundrels in the Siheyuan courtyard until they're practically begging for mercy...