I'm still young at heart, with a yellow hound on my left and a chicken of prey in my right.
Yang Erbao, the one and only alpaca spirit in the Immortal Realm, was the beloved pet of the Supreme Lord Lao. After eating too many immortal pills, she gained sentience, and even her drool became a miracle cure that could restore health and vitality. Unfortunately, she couldn't keep her mouth under control. One spit of immortal saliva “defiled” the Jade Emperor, who smacked her down to the mortal world with his sleeve. When she opened her eyes again, she had become a universally loathed “wicked old woman” in the 1980s!
Not only was her home bare of everything, but she also had several lazy, good-for-nothing grandsons whose messes she was expected to clean up. Yang Erbao was close to tears: How had the beloved pet of a grand immortal palace ended up in such a state?! Luckily, her miraculous “cure-all” saliva had come along with her.
To avoid starving to death and put a stop to her family's crooked ways, Yang Erbao rolled up her sleeves. Bad grandsons? She'd beat them into shape! Evil neighbors? She'd give as good as she got! Poverty? Not a chance! She would use her immortal saliva to heal the sick, improve people's health, cultivate superior crops, and develop side businesses... Starting with reforming her family's ways, she would lead her family, and even the whole village, through the opportunity-filled yet challenging 1980s, overcoming every obstacle, stamping out poverty, and building a prosperous life. In the end, she would write a legendary tale of turning from an immortal “drool monster” into a human “wealth-making treasure”!
It looks good, really nice.