Officer, Don’t Cuff Me! I’m a Daoist Master, Not a Cult Leader

Lin Xianshi transmigrates to Blue Star, bearing the orthodox inheritance of the Immortal Dao. But he faces a fatal predicament: the spiritual energy in this world has dried up, and only the incense of human worship can help him cultivate. He takes on the identity of the "Immortal Stone Dao Lord" and uses talismans to cure terminal illnesses. When Wang Xia, whose lung cancer is at an advanced stage, feels all her pain vanish after applying a talisman, and hospital reports show her cancer cells mysteriously receding, fervent believers spread the word: "Believe in Immortal Stone and gain eternal life!" To gather more worshippers, Lin Xianshi infiltrates the largest cult. Listening to the priest's crude doctrines, he tosses out a cultivation-themed version of "The Dragon King Returns": "Who stands supreme at the end of the Immortal Path? One glimpse of Immortal Stone and the Dao becomes empty!" A thousand cultists defect on the spot: "We pay our respects to the Dao Lord!" Meanwhile, on the other side of the internet, a policewoman turns cold with fear: "He brainwashes people with stories a hundred times faster than a cult!" At an emergency meeting, criminal investigation experts conclude: "This is a super cult bent on swallowing up every religion!" When special police officers kick down the door of his rented apartment and point their dark gun barrels at Lin Xianshi, the genuine cultivator can only sigh: "I told you, I'm cultivating immortality..." Looking at the armed police surrounding him on all sides, he says softly: "You want to fight? You don't have enough men to even tear up my talismans."