My Empire Is a Little Too Lewd

[Transmigrate + Weak Golden Finger + Late Tang Dynasty + Multiple Women + Defying Fate]

Back then, being human was no different from being a dog. The only difference was that a dog wagged its tail when hungry, while a person ate other people.

My name is Liu Cunyi, a hapless soul who fell from a thousand years in the future into this pot of human-meat soup.

My story began with a bowl of a widow’s chicken soup and a cold backside.

They all say I’m a rogue, a liar, an ambitious schemer.

I think they’re right, but they haven’t gone far enough.

In this godforsaken world, if I want to live like a human being, I first have to become the fiercest beast around.

So I draw my blade, tell my lies, crawl into women’s beds, and climb onto the emperor’s throne.

There was no road in this world until I turned everyone in my way into my road.

My empire is a little lascivious, and it hurts a little, too.

If you can take it, follow me and breathe in this damned intoxicating scent of blood and powder mingled together.