One Year of Working and Starting a Business, and I’m Already Invincible

*I was being squeezed like a sardine on the subway when I suddenly awakened an ability that made me absolutely immune to harm.** After a year of entrepreneurship, I became an invincible force: physical attacks had no effect, legal accountability failed, and even the laws of cause and effect bent around me. The guys who once came after me for debt now knelt and begged me to invest, while my business rivals' schemes fell apart on their own. Standing at the pinnacle of the world, I declared, “From this day forward, war is illegal.” Missiles around the globe melted into molten iron inside their silos, but panic swept the shelves of supermarkets bare. Only when I discovered that my ability was beginning to drain the life force of those around me did I understand: true invincibility was, after all, the ultimate loneliness.