The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: The CP System Got Fooled by a Toxic Solo Fan Again

Name: The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: The CP System Got Fooled by a Toxic Solo Fan Again
Author: Huan Dou

盗笔：CP系统又被毒唯忽悠瘸了

by Huan Dou (幻叾)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.2M Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Hilarious + lighthearted, goofy fun + System + biased toward the little brother, Blind Man, and Xiao Hua + may be out of character + no CP + no female lead + Host and System constantly bickering + filling in the plot hole in “The Ultimate”]

I got transported into The Grave Robbers' Chronicles and bound to a CP System that forced me to ship Ping Xie?

I turned Wu Xie into a walking herring bomb instead, stinking the corpse beetles into yelling, “Yue!”

The little brother needs a clue? I trick the System into summoning the Zhang family loyalists from overseas.

The Blind Man’s eye injury flares up? A healing potion, coming right up. Once he can see again, he stares at the little brother’s abs. “Mute Zhang, you need a good scrub!”

The Lord of Flowers wants to pay the 260-million-yuan bill at the New Moon Hotel? The card machine plays “Wu Xie’s Nude Loan, 20% Off” on repeat. Black Master puts him in a chokehold to help out: “Hua’er! They’re listening!”

When I pull out the Bronze Gate’s 857 package for old men and women...

Chen Pi chases Huo Xiangu around with a back scratcher while they dance. Wu Erbai is forced to dress like a woman and dance to “The Drunken Butterfly.” The livestream camera gets right in their faces!

Wu Xie tearfully calls me “good big brother” to get a ticket. The little brother eats volcano-hot fried rice, his ears smoking...

The System is thoroughly bamboozled: [Host, look! The little brother, Black Master, and Xiao Hua are fighting back-to-back! A high-definition slow-motion clip has been generated!]

I lug a can of herring between two worlds. “A new order? The little brother wants ghost pepper fried rice? The Blind Man wants Ultraman laser shades? I’m in! Making Wu Xie cry is a free bonus!”

The Iron Triangle turns into a deadly showdown with Zhang Qiling, Hei Xiazi, and Xie Yuchen.

“The little brother’s waist is sacred ground! Wu Xie, back off!”

“I’ll protect Lord Hua’s wallet!”

“Bronze Gate disco! Let the old folks go wild!”

Stats

574Chapters

524Reads · 30 days

40.5kReads · all time

104Shelves

6.4Score

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Author, keep it up! I think you should really push Wu Xie to his limits. There's no need to sympathize with him at all! When someone is seriously injured, he shows no concern whatsoever, only interrogates them and tries to help them (like finding people for them). This isn't a matter of naivety; it's a matter of character, morality, and ethics!
16 likes1y ago
This is hilarious! It would be even better if they were making fun of Wu Sansheng and Xie Lianhuan; those two scoundrels should really be punished! 😂😂😂😂 Amazing! Absolutely amazing! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
10 likes1y ago
My only hope is for a big update! Please don't stop updating! It's good, the logic is good. And it's hilarious, with a quirky, blind, and mute personality—it's unbeatable!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
8 likes1y ago
It's great! It's extremely unfriendly to Wu Xie and the Wu family, haha! It's a bit of a pity that Wu Xie is alright later on. And he wanted to save Tata. After all, he's one of the few Zhang family members who has been guarding their ancestral graves for decades.
5 likes8mo ago
The author's many clever touches not only fill in the gaps in the original work but also offer deeper interpretations, especially the analysis of the characters' personalities and psychology, which I find very fitting. It's a very enjoyable book (the daily life of the protagonist and the mute-blind flower) and also highly readable (themes of righteousness and humanity).
5 likes11mo ago
It's so funny, I'm dying of laughter! 😄😄😄 It's really good, highly recommended! It's the kind of good-looking thing that makes Wu Sansheng look like he's been played to death.
5 likes12mo ago
It touched my heart; three of my favorite characters, from different perspectives.
5 likes1y ago
The logic is clear, the characters are fleshed out, and many plot holes are filled in from the author's own understanding and perspective, avoiding a formulaic narrative. The scenes and inner monotony are vividly depicted. It's a wonderful read, truly captivating, and brought tears to my eyes. I look forward to more of their work.
4 likes5mo ago
I laughed so hard I practically barked like a dog! 😆😆😆😆 It's so well-written! I love the tug-of-war between "me" and the system... Aren't they the real lovers?
2 likes1y ago
It was so good, and so satisfying!
1 like7mo ago