Where's the System Power-Fantasy I Was Promised? Why Is This System Such a Rip-Off?

[Transmigration, spiritual qi revival, campus life, dimensional spaces, System, everyday life, lighthearted, humorous, absurd (a little relief from a miserable life.)]

After waiting sixteen years, Bai Ye finally gets the transmigrator’s standard-issue perk: a System!

But then... this “Life Choice System” turns out to be a “Schrodinger’s backstabbing machine”?

Choose to dunk on a muscular hunk? Reward: a herniated disc experience card! (The orthopedic chief is overjoyed.)

Choose to casually sink a three-pointer? Reward: a 100% hit rate! (Basketballs see it and self-destruct overnight.)

Choose to laze around? Reward: enough qi to fill a bottle of Pulse sport drink! (Not even enough to get stuck between a mosquito’s teeth.)

He planned to use the System to show off in a basketball game against his romantic rival, but an inverse buff promptly earned him the title of “the human court-painting master”!

A guaranteed slam dunk? The ball exploded!

[Hilarious reverse-System power fantasy] Watch the most beleaguered Host in history struggle to survive bizarre rewards and a romantic battlefield!

Keywords: Does the System work in reverse? A reverse cheat? Are all the rewards traps?

[Also known as: The System Keeps Screwing Me Over, and Its Backwards Rewards Make Me Push My Luck!]