Global Evolution: The System Made Me Lose My Cool from the Start

[Spiritual Qi, System, Comedy, Slice of Life, Passion, Fighting, Firearms]

My name is Qin Shi, and I’m an apprentice assassin.

I was finally about to become a full-fledged assassin when an accident struck. I died and transmigrated to another world.

Just as I was getting ready to become the greatest assassin in this new world, I realized something was off...

This was a world where spiritual qi had revived and monsters ran rampant.

There were rats bigger than cars and calves bulkier than trucks.

There were also cultivators who could split mountains, divert rivers, burn mountains, and boil seas.

Thinking about all the killing techniques I’d trained so hard to master, I realized I probably couldn’t even beat a little kid here.

Fine, I’ll lie flat.

Just as I was getting ready to take it easy and live off the fat of the land in this new world, enjoying my fresh start, the System appeared...

[I’m no good at writing blurbs. Dear readers, please head to the main story.]