I, Jin Chanzi, Just Want to Lie Flat

Lighthearted + fun + workplace comedy + a cast full of schemers + Journey to the West. Tathagata: You are my second disciple. How about I teach you to divine the future with your fingers and make predictions? Jin Chanzi: Can I just lie flat? Tathagata: You're caught up in karma. There's no escaping it. Jin Chanzi: No thanks, no thanks. Tathagata: How about I teach you the Eight-Nine Mysteries? You'll have an indestructible body and be able to battle Heaven and Earth. Jin Chanzi: Can I lie flat? Tathagata: If you learn combat magic, you'll have to fight for Buddhism. How can you just laze around and enjoy yourself? Jin Chanzi: No thanks, no thanks. Tathagata: Then how about I teach you to slack off at work, vanish the moment your shift ends, and be nowhere to be found on regular days or during your free time? Jin Chanzi's eyes lit up. “I want that! I want that!” Tathagata grabbed the alms bowl in his hand, as big as a sandbag, and roared, “I'll beat the ambition right out of you first!”