I Became a Relationship Analyst for Men and Made a Fortune

On graduation day, I helped Zhou Yubai straighten the tassel on his cap.

As my fingers brushed his stubble, the whole school cheered, “Happy graduation!”

Only I knew that for the past three years, I had picked out every gift he gave the girl he was in love with.

When he finally won her heart, I smiled and handed him the love letter I’d written for myself.

In the pouring rain, I got a cash transfer from him: “Thanks, bro. That’s your fee for being my dating coach.”

My best friend snatched my phone. “You’re really good at getting clueless guys to come around, huh?”

“Let’s start a relationship advice business. I’ll teach men how to win over the women they like. Easy money!”

In my rented apartment, I clutched the paper money, crumpled from the rain.

Neon lights flickered outside, illuminating the new ad on my computer screen:

“Seasoned Dating Coach: Win Over the One You Love. 20% Off Your First Session.”