I Became a Top Performer in the Wilderness Variety Show

Lintang, in his previous life, was an all-around book king (hacker/financial tycoon/martial arts master... Too many identities to remember) who stayed up late until he died suddenly. He suddenly became a writer in the entertainment industry. The original owner went on an outdoor variety show to chase top celebrity Gu Jingming, but ended up being unable to do anything and still looking for trouble, and was eventually kicked out of the industry by the Internet. Lintang looked at the wilderness in front of him and just wanted to achieve his ultimate goal - to lie down. As soon as she was bound to the "lying system", Gu Jingming pointed at the dead tree and scolded her to hold her back. Lintang was too lazy to talk nonsense, so he raised his foot and kicked: "Crack", the dead tree broke into uniform firewood. System: [Achieve the "low-key show off skills" achievement, points + 10! Lintang: "... I just want to lie down quickly." Since then, the style of wilderness variety shows has gone astray: Others were sweating while drilling wood to make fire, but she used a magnifying glass to do it in three minutes, and then lay down in the hammock; Others returned empty-handed after spearing fish, so she casually poked a fat fish and grilled it for herself to show off first; Others were afraid of crocodiles and took a detour, so she rode the crocodile across the river and patted her head on the way; Gu Jingming: "Do you know how to survive?" Lintang: "Yes, lying down and waiting to eat is considered a kind of thing." The live broadcast room changed from "Lin Tang, get out of the entertainment industry" to "Sister Tang takes you to fly", and the system crashed every day: [Warning! The host is doing trouble again while lying down! CP powder detected! No business allowed! Lintang sighed and stuffed a wild fruit into his mouth: "Really, I just want to lie down. The world insists on forcing me to be a boss." Gu Jingming (chewing on her grilled fish, blushing): "... Liar."