Call of Duty? I Just Yell as Loud as I Can!

Our classmate Han Zhang was just a college student who liked to yell his head off while playing Call of Duty. But when he was playing COD 19, Ghost’s death made him so furious that he... got a little angry. Then a shard from a 4090 graphics card called “Da Yi Pi” sent him straight into the Call of Duty universe, at the beginning of the fourth game. After accepting reality, he set out on a redemption journey devoted to snapping every blade: “dancing on the edge of life and death while trying to weld his smile to his ears,” and “lining up to check in at the Bridge of Helplessness while drawing smiley faces on the ICU heart monitor to make his teammates laugh.” Disclaimer: I am devoted to snapping every blade. I am devoted to snapping every blade. I am devoted to snapping every blade. I am devoted to snapping every blade. I am devoted to snapping every blade. Ghost must not die, just as the West must never lose Jerusalem, just as China must never lose Shandong. (Unhinged.) This is my first time writing, so please share your suggestions if anything could be improved.