After Retiring, I Joined Five-Ha and Went Full Absurdist

(The first few chapters may be a little messy, but things get better later. It’s a fictional setting with no need to think too hard. Please use your imagination to fill in anything that doesn’t make sense, everyone.) Lin Qiufen, former captain of the Longguo national swimming team, joined the Five Hammers travel group after retiring, tricked into it by his friend Chen Chichi. There, Lin Qiufen went head-to-head with the wacky Deng Chao: Deng Chao: “Yabi, jiongjiongjiong!” Lin Qiufen: “Maka Mika, Maka Mika, bong!” He also competed with top-tier star Lu Han to see who was more handsome. Lin Qiufen: “Brother Lu, who’s more handsome, you or me?” Lu Han (after being bribed): “Of course you are, little bro.” And competing with Chen Chichi... Lin Qiufen: “What’s there to compete with him for? You lousy author!” Of course, this trip brought him not only friendship, but love as well. Lin Qiufen: “Our meeting was written in the stars.” Bai Lu: “Why?” “Because the Autumn Equinox always comes after White Dew.”