Everyone Gets an Identity Draw, and I Draw the Butcher!
全民身份抽卡，我抽中碎尸狂魔！
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- 1.2M Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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- 22d ago
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- High Martial Gacha: Why Are All My Identities So Cursed!高武抽卡，我怎么全是阴间身份！Alternate title on Fanqie
- Unbelievable! What Do I Do After Drawing a Hellish Identity from the Start?离谱！开局抽到阴间身份怎么办？Alternate title on Fanqie
- Born a Demon Embryo, and I’m Here to Get Weird!生来就是魔丸，玩的就是抽象！Alternate title on Fanqie
- I Have Too Many Underworld Identities, Everyone Suspects I'm the Reincarnation of a Demon阴间身份太多，都怀疑我魔丸转生Alternate title on Fanqie
- Don't Mess With Me, My Identities Are Too Bizarre for You to Imagine别惹我，我身份抽象到你无法想象Alternate title on Fanqie
- Don't Mess With Me, You Can't Imagine How Many Identities I Have!别惹我，我身份多到你不敢想象！Alternate title on Fanqie
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You can use memes, but you can't rely solely on them. If a chapter doesn't have even a couple of original lines, I might as well just watch videos on TikTok; at least there are occasional original posts.
It's funny when it's funny, but when it's dark, it's like skinning a person alive, pulling out their bones and washing away their marrow. The only way the protagonist can survive in such a dark world is to say that his mental state is very "healthy".
It's very interesting, the concept is well-developed, and the characters are well-developed and distinctive. What I don't quite understand is: if gacha pulls have a strengthening effect on people, why don't people in this world pull gacha every day?
I haven't read many chapters, but there are so many references here (›´ω`‹)! The pacing is also very fast, and there are even fight scenes. It's the kind of thing you can watch but not watch, of course, it's up to you. I've only read a few chapters, so this is just my personal opinion, not a representative of all opinions. Okay, thanks for reading! ^ω^
The opening is packed with excitement. First, the school beauty draws the ace role. When the protagonist draws the ace role, his best friend is beaming with pride, praising him. But when the protagonist sees the ace role she drew, the dismemberment maniac is stunned and immediately starts badmouthing his brother.
It's alright. The only slightly toxic aspect is the premise that superhumans are everything, and the protagonist pretends to be ordinary. Regardless of your profession, as long as you have power, you won't be easily killed in this dark world. Besides, those in power aren't exactly benevolent people; they won't even notice someone as insignificant as you. However, the author's overall approach compensates for this, so the slight toxicity isn't really a problem. It's a good book.
It's good, but the battle lines have been stretched out for almost 100 chapters, and the male lead hasn't even matured yet. I wonder how many more chapters it will take to see rivers of blood and a world-destroying massacre. It's too slow! Rivers of blood! Rivers of blood!
It's alright, I'm following it. I'm giving it five stars to motivate the author to keep updating. Please don't stop! Even if it has a bad ending, at least give it a proper conclusion, okay?
What's going on? The entire hall, filled with both civil and military officials, is completely silent?! [Shocked][Shocked][Shocked] Have they all been stunned?! 😠😠😠
Crazy enough, insane enough, far surpassing other so-called "crazy" works of the same period. It's probably a rating manipulation tactic, considering it's Tomato's author and readers... Judging from the author's word choice and some local food references, they're probably from the same hometown. I'll give it 5 stars for now; if rating manipulation is necessary, I'll contact you and we'll revise it.