This Immortal Lord Descended to the Mortal Realm Just to Steal a Kiss

“Immortal Lord, forced kissing is against the law. You'll have to pay extra!”

Emperor Yun Zhao, the famous untouchable beauty of the Nine Heavens, has recently been handed an absurd KPI:

Descend to the mortal realm and kiss a girl, or never return to the Heavenly Court!

But he interprets “love tribulation” as “just take a kiss,” and the results are

✅ Pelted in the face with eggs ✅ Chased by a broom ✅ Wanted by the whole city

Until he meets Shi Hongzhu, Chang'an's top matchmaker:

“Sir, forced kissing gets you forty strokes! Want to kiss a girl? Then follow the Great Zhou Code!”