Zhao Bufan transmigrates into the Primordial World and is found by the Twelve Ancestral Witches, who take him in as their adopted son. But he discovers that he can’t cultivate and was born with an ordinary mortal body.
He thinks he’ll spend the rest of his life like this, until the Twelve Ancestral Witches take him to the Purple Cloud Palace and seat him on the cushion at the very front.
[Ding! Check-in at the Purple Cloud Palace successful. Congratulations, Host! Your life as an office drone begins. Work eight hours a day, and receive generous rewards upon completing your tasks.]
[Ding! Detected that the Kunpeng Demon Master intends to disrupt the Host’s diligent work. Please teach him a lesson! (Note: During work hours, the Host is invincible within five meters of his workstation.)]
[Ding! It’s time for your break. Detected that Daoist Hongjun wants the Host to work overtime during his break, seriously affecting the quality of his rest. Please teach Daoist Hongjun a lesson. (Note: During work hours, your workstation is yours. After work, the whole world is yours. During break time, the Host is invincible within a hundred miles.)]
Zhao Bufan before getting the System: “Even a dog wouldn’t do something suicidal!”
Zhao Bufan after getting the System: “I’m in! I’m doing the suicidal stuff! We’re all office drones here. Which one of us isn’t crazy?”
Dao Ancestor Hongjun: “I just wanted to preach in peace. That kid suddenly stood up and started cursing me. That would’ve been bad enough, but then the Heavenly Dao slapped me too. Where’s the justice in that?!”
