[Original] [National Fate] [Entirely Fictional]
A National Fate story? Sounds interesting.
Have you heard the tale of Zhu Erjiu, the founding emperor who sold hooks?
Or the story of Taizu Huasheng Dundai founding a nation after entering through the pass with fifty thousand Black men? What about the glorious achievements of the “Scalp Raiders”?
Or the tale of the Twenty-Eight Generals of Yuntai all becoming Xiug’s harem?
Lü Bu, his own uterus, and his Red Hare join forces to fight Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei?
Is Kong Qiu well-endowed because he practices Confucianism?
“Why is the history here so wild, System?”
“Host, much of this history is different from what you know.”
“Wait, System. Doesn’t that mean I’m just as clueless as the locals? How am I supposed to pull off a story where Nezha and Yang Jian beat up the agents of other countries and face-slap them?”
“If you don’t know anything, then you can make it all up, can’t you?”
“Well, if you put it that way, I guess I’ll start making up history and writing my own version of the past!!”
Ah, what a thoroughly enjoyable culinary history!
Onions are all hard-to-wear, lazy Shi Zi, Tai Hao Kan Le followed from Douyin to Rotten Persimmons, it's so good.
Kids, trust me, I'm not planning on giving it five stars. It's the god of joy controlling me. Ah, that's a funny joke.
This book is really funny, it's like a musical note flew over here. But I don't know why the rating can't be changed. Did Aha lock the rating system for me?
From the initial burst of excitement to the rotten persimmon, the book is indeed enjoyable.
This is hilarious! I've been bribed by Aha. Aha told me to give it five stars. Go talk to him about it.
It's good, written by the author of "Mystery of the Envoy".
It features a lot of historical references and a small amount of fiction. The explanations on Douyin are excellent; I wonder how the novels are.
Genuine products must be supported.
This is hellish, yet I managed to understand every single sentence.