Merit-Dodging Deadbeat: Mooching Cultivation from Heaven to Sweep Across the Myriad Worlds

Other cultivators: endure a hundred years of hardship, barely escaping death.

Lin Yan: "Heavenly Dao, let me borrow Nascent Soul cultivation first!"

Ding! Your "Perfected Nascent Soul Cultivation Package" has arrived! Merit debt: +999 years!

When his enemies come to kill him with cruel smiles, he borrows Golden Immortal might and crushes them in an instant.

When prodigies fight over secret realms, he walks through walls to swipe their inheritances, leaving behind the words: "Don't pick up this trash."

When the Nine Heavens' divine punishment chases him with lightning, he picks his teeth with a grass stem and says, "What's the rush? Next time I'll borrow something big and pay you back!"

[System Warning]

Host is now in debt for 180 million years of merit!

Recommended plans:

1. Get blasted to ashes by heavenly lightning. √

2. Convince the great powers of the myriad heavens to work off the debt?

3. Turn the Heavenly Dao... into a lackey?!

Lin Yan: "I'll take 2 and 3! And while we're at it, everyone here can hand over their cultivation, magic treasures, and fortune to pay off the debt!"