Honghuang: The Yellow Weasel of the Jie Sect Becomes a Sage by Seeking a Title

[Hilarious Honghuang × Anti-Cliché Investiture of the Gods × A Catastrophe Across the Myriad Worlds] [Sleeping = cultivation, snoring = creating the world, farting = a nuclear weapon.] [Anything in the Myriad Worlds can grant a transformation.] I transmigrated as the first weasel in Honghuang, and Tongtian wants me to take human form? I immediately refused: “Fluffy is what makes you a top-tier star.” After awakening the Word-Manifestation Transformation-Granting System, Honghuang’s whole vibe changed overnight... · I asked Nuwa, “Do I look like someone you owe money to?” Result: the Demon-Calling Banner became my foot towel, and the entire demon race came down with athlete’s foot. · I mocked Yuanshi: “You look like a plucked chicken, Sage.” Result: chaos erupted in the Jade Void Palace, and the Sage went bald for three days and three nights. · I teased Hongjun: “Does the Dao Ancestor’s hometown look like a public toilet?” Result: Zixiao Palace instantly turned into an open-air latrine.