My Whole Clan Thinks I’m Useless, Yet the Demon Lord Bows to Me

Modern-day female agent Ye Wei is reborn as the ugly daughter of the prime minister. When she opens her eyes, she finds herself pinned down in a cave by a mysterious man intent on having his way with her.

“Touch me and I’ll break your third leg!” she swears through gritted teeth.

After the poison is cured, her stunning beauty is revealed. Ye Wei finds a divine weapon, and a divine beast comes to her asking for a contract...

Her half-sister, Ye Xiaorou: “You think you’re worthy of a divine beast?”

Ye Wei turns the tables and slaps her in the face: “Call me Grandma, and I’ll let you pet it.”

The Crown Prince, Xuanyuan Yan, smiles sinisterly as he tries to recruit her: “Help me ascend the throne, and I’ll make you empress.”

She kicks him over. “This great-aunt’s man is the Demon Lord!”

The Demon Lord, Mo Ye, appears that very night. “I heard you say I’m your man?”

Ye Wei clutches her purse and warily backs away. “I don’t have money. If you want my life... that’ll cost extra!”

He smiles and draws her into his arms. “The Three Realms as your bride price. Is that enough to buy you for all eternity?”