Journey to the West: I’m Zhu Bajie, the Biggest Slacker in the Three Realms

[Journey to the West + play the pig to eat the tiger + master of disguise + laugh-out-loud comedy] Reborn as Zhu Ganglie, Zhu Gang’s wedding night arrived, and he literally fell apart. Luckily, he bonded with the [Supreme Master Actor System]. The better he played Zhu Bajie, the more incredible his rewards! Zhu Gang (Zhu Bajie): “I have to play this fool well, or how else will I fool all the gods and Buddhas?” And so, Journey to the West went completely off the rails. “Eldest Brother, Master’s been captured by a monster!” (System: S-rank acting. Reward: Nine Revolutions Profound Art!) “Old Pig wants to split the luggage and head back to Gao Village!” (System: Successfully slacking off. Reward: Primordial Chaos Embryo!) “Fair bodhisattva, allow Old Pig to pay his respects~” (System: Lechery quota met. Reward: Innate Spirit Treasure!) Sun Wukong: Apart from being greedy and lecherous, Second Brother is good for nothing. Guanyin: That fool is a lost cause. Tathagata: He’s the only one fit to be the Altar Cleanser Envoy. At last, on Spirit Mountain, their merits were complete. Zhu Gang hefted his Nine-Toothed Rake, unleashing the might of a sage, and sent the Great Thunderclap Temple tumbling with a single blow. “Time to come clean. Old Zhu’s done acting! Tathagata, it’s time you gave up that seat!”