Journey to the West: I’m Zhu Bajie, the Biggest Slacker in the Three Realms

[Journey to the West + play the pig to eat the tiger + master of disguise + laugh-out-loud comedy]

Reborn as Zhu Ganglie, Zhu Gang’s wedding night arrived, and he literally fell apart.

Luckily, he bonded with the [Supreme Master Actor System]. The better he played Zhu Bajie, the more incredible his rewards!

Zhu Gang (Zhu Bajie): “I have to play this fool well, or how else will I fool all the gods and Buddhas?”

And so, Journey to the West went completely off the rails.

“Eldest Brother, Master’s been captured by a monster!” (System: S-rank acting. Reward: Nine Revolutions Profound Art!)

“Old Pig wants to split the luggage and head back to Gao Village!” (System: Successfully slacking off. Reward: Primordial Chaos Embryo!)

“Fair bodhisattva, allow Old Pig to pay his respects~” (System: Lechery quota met. Reward: Innate Spirit Treasure!)

Sun Wukong: Apart from being greedy and lecherous, Second Brother is good for nothing.

Guanyin: That fool is a lost cause.

Tathagata: He’s the only one fit to be the Altar Cleanser Envoy.

At last, on Spirit Mountain, their merits were complete.

Zhu Gang hefted his Nine-Toothed Rake, unleashing the might of a sage, and sent the Great Thunderclap Temple tumbling with a single blow.

“Time to come clean. Old Zhu’s done acting! Tathagata, it’s time you gave up that seat!”