You Insult Me? I'll Make You My Imperial Consort!

【Scheming Emperor Top × Cunning Noble Consort Bottom, Past and Present Lives】Qin Zhuo, self-proclaimed number-one wastrel of the capital, got roaring drunk at the Drunken Immortal Tower and launched into a furious rant about the reigning emperor, Xiao Xuanyi: “You deranged tyrant! You’re doomed sooner or later!” Before he could finish, a jade thumb ring shattered in the private room next door. The Embroidered Uniform Guard burst in, and the legendary mad tyrant himself, Xiao Xuanyi, had actually followed the trail right to him to catch him in the act! Just as Qin Zhuo thought he was about to lose his head and his entire clan was destined for a massacre, the tyrant’s next move left him utterly gobsmacked: Impeachment memorials? Xiao Xuanyi dismissed every one with a stroke of his vermilion brush! The emperor leaned down and whispered into his ear, “I just love watching a little wild horse like you kick up a fuss.” Then he shoved a gold seal, crafted from pure red gold and identifying Qin Zhuo as the Noble Consort, right in front of him. Holding this hot potato, Qin Zhuo’s mind filled with frantic thoughts: What happened to the mad tyrant everyone promised me?! Where the hell did this hopeless romantic come from?! Xiao Xuanyi and Qin Zhuo have known each other since childhood. Qin Zhuo uses some rather modern expressions early on, and I’ll gradually explain them later. Love you all~