I was reborn as Father Wu's foreign apprentice in The Exorcist.
When Uncle Jiu questions whether “a foreign monk can catch ghosts,” I whip out holy water to purify zombies and silver powder to burn evil spirits.
Uncle Jiu is stunned. “You call that exorcism?!”
During the events of Mr. Vampire, I protect the Ren residence with a barrier of holy light and drive back the zombie Ren Weiyong.
In New Mr. Vampire, while everyone else uses glutinous rice to cure corpse poison, I save Wencai with “Holy Purification.”
When the music-playing zombie proves impervious to weapons, I use resonating Latin scripture to break through its defenses.
When the Exorcist Policeman case begins, I use “Sin Detection” to track down the yin-yang sorcerer behind it all.
When the Fuso Ghost King crosses the sea, I raise my holy silver cross, with Uncle Jiu and the Maoshan elders standing behind me.
“Daoist friends, today the East and West join forces to destroy this evil demon!”
In the end, I stand atop the Vatican, crowned as the supreme pontiff. Uncle Jiu smiles as he watches the ceremony. “This boy has found the Dao in Christ.”
