Fellow Daoist, Wait! You Dropped Your Magic Treasure

"Chen Shi, the Qingxu Temple janitor, and his professional skills:

Fishing a sword out of a cesspit: a sword afraid of heights shakes like it's got Parkinson's;

Chasing a criminal on one leg: his sandals spin sparks as he fights with himself;

Standing up for weapon spirits: a sword spirit afraid of heights goes on strike and refuses to climb a tree, while a blood-phobic demon blade threatens the Demon Venerable as it chops scallions:

'Force me to kill again, and I'll double the hot pot seasoning tonight!'

The cultivation world's first magical treasure clinic is now open. Health insurance covers sword vertigo and blade blood phobia. Young Master Zhao kindly reminds you: remember to delouse your sword tassel every week!"