Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger: What’s Wrong with Being a Lolita Fan?

[A mostly slice-of-life, legally aged loli love-triangle novel. All characters appearing in this story are adults, so enjoy with peace of mind.]

The Special Association was wiped out by the Self-Defense City, but Deng Chenhai escaped that fate by destroying his own records. The president of the Self-Defense City sought him out, hoping he would train her [executors], and exposed the fact that Deng Chenhai was a Black Face. With the attitude that “there’s nothing else to do anyway,” Deng Chenhai began training [executors], but something seemed off after he finished…

[Leilusi]: (puffing out her cheeks) Why… even though I was here first…

[Juga]: Sir, sir, I passed! Can I have a head pat? (leans forward)

[Weiyaya]: Hehe, since you helped me become an executor… (opens her arms) You can have a hug.

[Linkaier]: (gloomy) Even if I am considerate, you can’t treat me like this…

[Annuo]: You little nobody! (hissing) What are you doing!

[Bai Yaxi]: (rubbing her forehead) What am I supposed to do with you…

[Su Mumu]: (tugging his sleeve) Sir, when are we getting married?

[Daila]: You ran off hundreds of years ago (laughs). Looks like I’ll have to lock you in the basement after all~

Watching the executors under her command, the president of the Self-Defense City couldn’t help asking:

“Are these the executors you trained?”

(The first dozen or so chapters focus mainly on how the love-triangle situations came about. This is a slow-burn romance, with action and daily life alternating from Chapter 17 onward.)