At the Crime Scene, I Spilled Coffee All Over the Policewoman from the Start

After binding himself to the “Traffic Demon” System, Chen Ye’s livestream became a preview of crime scenes! He unclogged a toilet and fished out body parts, found human remains while beachcombing, and nearly got shoved into a cremation furnace while cosplaying as a corpse for Halloween... The whole internet blasted him as a “crime scene regular,” and his ex-girlfriend, police officer Su Qing, even pulled out her handcuffs the moment they met: “I believed you were unlucky once or twice, but the 99th time you ‘happened to be passing by’ a murder scene? Chen Ye, do you think I’m an idiot?!” Then the System’s rewards came through 【Enhanced Sense of Smell】took effect, and he threw up all over the police officer on the spot; He used the 【Toilet Plunger】 and found human remains in a toilet. In an instant, #ToiletUncloggingWarGodGoesViral# shot to the top of the trending topics. Su Qing sent him a private message proposing a partnership: “Tell me before your next livestream. I’ll bring handcuffs and a puke-proof raincoat! Chen Ye, I’m sticking with you. Don’t even think about running...” Chen Ye: “I’m really innocent, but crime scenes keep chasing after me. What am I supposed to do? Asking online, and it’s kind of urgent.”