The Laid-Back Alpha Only Wants to Stay Alive

Name: The Laid-Back Alpha Only Wants to Stay Alive
Author: Lazy Fish Ling Tiance

咸鱼Alpha每天只想苟全性命

by Lazy Fish Ling Tiance (咸鱼凌天策)

Status: Completed
Length: 205k Words
Genre: Two Female Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

Read on Fanqie

Synopsis

[Two female leads + extremely poor writing + beware, the chapter comments are full of memes]

Lu Jin is a total slacker. On the surface, she works hard serving the people, but in private, her little pleasures are reading novels and sipping wine.

She stayed up all night on Friday, counting on not having to work the weekend shift. When she got up, she felt dizzy and ended up inside the novel she was reading. To her amazement, she had become the loathsome villain.

No matter. All she wants is to stay alive and watch the beautiful, dark-hearted female lead rise to greatness.

It’s a lovely ideal, but reality is harsh. A sudden, cold mechanical voice tells her that keeping to herself is out of the question: her role is to follow the plot.

Lu Jin is torn. Is she really supposed to push the female lead into becoming a villain?

No, no, there has to be another way!

Lu Jin shakily offers the female lead a drink loaded with drugs, only to find a knowing smile on the woman’s face!

Lu Jin has no idea why the plot has already gone off the rails, even though she hasn’t done a thing…

Fine, then she’ll just treat the female lead well.

The female lead’s company is in trouble. Lu Jin says, “It’s fine. I’m rich. What’s mine is yours.”

What, you have no reason to accept? All right, then let’s sign a marriage agreement. It doesn’t mean anything. I just want to give you half my money first.

But she never expected that the female lead would still turn dark in the end.

On a rainy birthday night, the drunk and drenched female lead shows up at Lu Jin’s door and clings to her. “What is this, then? Aren’t we getting divorced?”

1. The characters aren’t perfect.

2. Little Lu is a bit dense and has rarely felt loved.

3. Both are each other’s one and only; happy ending.

4. No writing advice, please. If you drop the story, don’t tell me.

Other names

This Salted-Fish Alpha Just Wants to Stay AliveEnglish name

Stats

87Chapters

4.5kReads · 30 days

160.4kReads · all time

601Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.1Score

More by this author

Dressed as a Man, I Fell in Love at First Sight with the Enemy Princess

Aren’t I Just a Substitute? How Did I End Up with His One True Love?

The Pure-Hearted Ice Queen Is Still Gushing Over Her Wife Today

After I Entered a Marriage Pact with a Spoiled Heiress

In booklists 61

See all

Looking for Stories With Two Female Leads

930Books7.8MViews9hUpdated

Any Puppy-Love Stories with Two Female Leads?

459Books7MViews9hUpdated

Two Female Leads!!

I'd like to read books similar to "The Real Heiress Has Developed a Serious Dependency on This Cannon-Fodder Character." I've been wanting to read a story with two female leads lately ୧⩾Ꙫ⩽୨. Looking for a sweet school romance, with only a little angst if any, a plot that isn't awkward, and good writing. Preferably no transmigration •ᴗ•

1.2kBooks18.9MViews9hUpdated

Two Female Leads, Hehe

1.2kBooks12MViews10hUpdated

Are There Any Stories With Two Female Leads on Tomato? Please!

Two families unite through marriage, binding themselves in a covenant. May this fine match endure forever, worthy of its name.

1.8kBooks24.6MViews11hUpdated

Dual Female Leads, but the Ones Out There Feel Kind of Cringey Π_π

I want to read something similar to The Real Heiress Has Developed a Severe Dependency on This Cannon Fodder.

1kBooks31MViews16hUpdated

Please Recommend Good Stories with Two Female Leads. I’m Getting Tired of the Same Old Thing.

Looking for books similar to From the Start, My Senior Sister Took Me on the Run, and I Turned Her Into a Yandere.

414Books357.1kViews23hUpdated

Two Female Leads! A Bittersweet Ending, but with a Happy Ever After

Looking for books similar to Sister, Let Me Teach You to Love Me.

86Books579.2kViews1dUpdated

Looking for Two Female Leads. No Gender-Swapped Men, No Gender-Swapped Men, No Gender-Swapped Men

I'd like something like "Everyone Says There's Something Wrong with My Brain".

1.2kBooks5.3MViews1dUpdated

Two Female Leads, Perfect for an All-Nighter! New Books!

Looking for something similar to "Shattered Light in Qicheng".

794Books4.5MViews1dUpdated

Any Stories with Two Female Leads?

786Books1.9MViews1dUpdated

Looking for Stories Told from the First Female Lead’s Point of View

Looking for books like A Lingering Love.

284Books3.3MViews1dUpdated

Two Female Leads Rated Above 9.0

I want to read something similar to "When the Imperial Consort Pouts, the Empress's Soul Floats Away (A Wish for Silken Hair)." I want stories with two female leads. Whether it's already an audiobook doesn't matter anymore. As long as it's a good book.

619Books16.8MViews1dUpdated

Two Heroines!!!

Looking for books similar to After the Proud Phoenix Reborn, She Set Her Sights on Me, Now a Pathetic Cutie.

614Books784.6kViews1dUpdated

Can Tomato Publish a Masterpiece With Two Female Leads? Looking for Hidden Gems ✌️

I want to read something like Strange Tales of Shangguan Zhaorong.

879Books2.1MViews1dUpdated

Any High-Quality Stories with Two Female Leads?

Any recommendations for high-quality stories with two female leads? Please 🙏🙏

1.1kBooks5.1MViews1dUpdated

Are These Really the Only Dual Female Lead Novels on Tomato?

Please, no gender-swapped stories.

1.3kBooks3.7MViews1dUpdated

Any Dual-Female-Lead ABO Stories?

51Books531.6kViews1dUpdated

Two Female Leads: Tell Me Your All-Time Favorite

Entertainment industry, apocalypse, cultivation, school life, esports, anything goes. Fanfiction with two female leads is fine too. I’m seriously desperate for something to read.

1kBooks10.4MViews1dUpdated

Please, I Need a Story with Two Female Leads and a Yandere! I Can't Find Any

Two female leads plus a yandere character. Thanks for the recommendations.

792Books26.7MViews1dUpdated

Fantastic High-Rated Stories with Two Female Leads

318Books931.9kViews1dUpdated

Hehehe, Um, Are There Any Stories with Two Female Leads? Lend Me One!

246Books1.1MViews1dUpdated

Please Recommend a Completed Novel With Two Female Leads

Ideally, something natural and believable, not a story that forces the protagonist to cling to someone powerful and then whitewashes them. Every other story has someone transmigrating into the villainess, then forcibly becoming a simp for the heroine. Often, nothing has even happened yet. Let feelings develop naturally. In so many stories, they fall head over heels right away. That's just...

425Books2.4MViews2dUpdated

Looking for Great Dual Female Lead Stories, and Help Finding Two Books

One is a quick transmigration novel. In the first small world, there's an actor and his wealthy assistant, and the story is told from the female lead assistant's perspective. I think it opens with her being forced into something at a hotel. The other is about a little cripple and a crazy young lady. He helps her pursue the person she likes, and the two of them gradually fall for each other.

259Books1.6MViews2dUpdated

In same booklists

How to Scientifically Trap a Puppy Pretending to Be Straight Warm Cherry Blossom Pink

A Medium’s Case-Solving Diary: My Girlfriend Is a Suspect Chasing You ZJ

In an ABO World, the Fake Heiress’s Goddess Is Naturally the True Heiress The Raven Who Won't Ferry You

Fortune-Telling on the Overpass, Kisses and Cuddles from My Wife My Big Grown-Up

Did the Holy Maiden of the Immortal Sect and the Demon Lord’s Daughter Get Together? Yang Dianfeng

Stop and Rest Tempered into Glory

Two Hearts at Home I Really Can't Think of a Username

Senior Sister, Your Ice-Cold Image Is Gone Zhiye freedom

Youth Has No Price, and Big Sister Melts in Your Mouth The Handsome Mad Uncle

My Childhood Sweetheart, My White Moonlight, and Me Yu Santiao

The Child I Picked Up Is My Future Wife Tofu Flower Rolls

What Do You Mean My Girlfriend Transmigrated with Me? Qingya Jinyan

The Third Young Lady's Canary Is a Fierce Little Cat A Boat in the Sea of Books

I'm Back, Sis, You Can't Run Away Foxes Love to Eat

My Boss Actually Asked Me to Be a Lesbian Don't Boil the Potatoes

Caught by My Camera Again Ruru y

My Forensic Scientist Sister Is Hard to Placate Gua Ji Gua Ji Gua

Wait, This Spirit Medium Doesn’t Seem Very Reliable Yan Shao'an

I Became a Scummy Alpha, but I Just Want to Cuddle My Sister Tired Crow Perched on a Branch

Gao Xiaoqin, Instead of Praying to Buddha, Why Not Ask Me, Lu Yike? Jin Yu Xiao Jin

See all novels like The Laid-Back Alpha Only Wants to Stay Alive More Two Female Leads novels

Reader comments 55

Google Translate

The overall content is really good; the psychological descriptions and character contrasts are exceptionally well-written. 💕 The knife cuts were smooth, but it definitely hurt a lot. 😢 The subsequent content flowed smoothly, and the ending was perfect! 👍👍👍 This book is really good, I'm asking for extra chapters! 😳
33 likes1y ago
The plot and writing are undoubtedly good, very delicate. However, around chapters 50 and 60, Lu Jin doesn't quite give off a sense of security, even though she's quite charming, so she has a lot of fans, haha. At that point, Ruan Ruan clearly had feelings for Lu Jin, but I think Lu Jin never explicitly expressed his feelings to Ruan Ruan, often causing misunderstandings.
30 likes1y ago
It's quite good, but when I saw the author's first completed work, I wanted to send them a knife. It's a very good book, author, do you know why the rating is so low? Haven't you reflected on it? Luckily, I turned another page. I suggest writing another book about them in the real world... Anyway, the author's writing is also very good (♥∀♥), and I really like the character designs (ღ˘⌣˘ღ).
29 likes1y ago
The writing is so beautiful… I'm stunned! Can you really write like this?! (Exaggerated praise) It's incredible! I savored every sentence, trying to find a loophole that would trigger my anti-addiction mechanism, but I couldn't. The plot is tight, the pacing is comfortable, it's so enjoyable to read. I really like Xiao Yu; she has a down-to-earth, youthful spirit that's really appealing to me.
14 likes9mo ago
Some parts were a bit heartbreaking. But overall it's pretty good, delicious and amazing. Worth watching, so sweet! You guys just don't understand. We need this kind of pure love the most. You know what I mean, those who ship pure love easily find partners!
12 likes6mo ago
Absolutely divine! Everyone knows the most captivating and alluring period of a relationship is the ambiguous, flirtatious stage. This book perfectly captures that unattainable, ever-stirring ambiguity—delicate, rich, and subtly nuanced, yet with a hidden, intense love that outwardly remains calmly displayed. That tension is the most exciting part!
11 likes1y ago
It's so good! Lu Jin and Ruan Shu's relationship is incredibly sweet. I was smiling like a proud aunt the whole time. Although there were a few bittersweet moments along the way, they were handled perfectly. You can get tired of just reading sweet romance novels all the time, but this mix of sweet and angsty is so addictive. The ending is also super sweet. And let me emphasize one last thing: it's definitely a happy ending!!!
11 likes1y ago
I personally really liked the dual female lead plot. The main characters were also well-developed, and the romance developed gradually, like a gentle stream. It was a story with both bittersweet moments, which I quite enjoyed. The mutual attraction between the two characters didn't seem inexplicable. I'm really looking forward to the author's new book.
9 likes1y ago
I absolutely loved it! The characters are so relatable. The plot didn't move as fast as I expected, and despite being a short story, the pacing was excellent. I really hope the author writes more side stories; I'd love to see more of the couple's daily life! 🥺
7 likes1y ago
Absolutely delicious! I love this emotional tug-of-war and bittersweet feeling, a perfect blend of a haughty, alluring beauty and a hazy, innocent romance! 🥰🥰 So delicious! The pacing is excellent; there's no dragging at all, and I finished it in one go! This emotional rollercoaster is so satisfying, it's totally my cup of tea, a must-watch! Five stars!
6 likes6mo ago