Furious Police Officer: The Prison Guard Steals My Job and Even Handles Cellblock Aftercare

Jiang Zhe was supposed to be a prison guard counting heads behind bars, yet he has criminals across Jiangcheng trembling in fear! Jiangcheng Prison is on the verge of closing? Too many empty cells, and it’s about to be merged with another facility? Jiang Zhe: Don’t panic! Just watch me provide criminals with the full-service treatment! After unexpectedly awakening the [Justice Is Never Late System], Jiang Zhe’s whole style takes a sharp turn: He steps out to buy a pack of cigarettes and casually arrests a murderer who’s been wanted for ten years! He grabs some barbecue after work and catches a fugitive human trafficker on the spot! While criminal investigators are still in a meeting, he’s already put both the killer and the evidence in a cell! Results, right away! The warden is going gray with worry: “Xiao Jiang! Those record-breaking numbers are great, but... we’re running out of cells! The new building hasn’t even been approved yet!” Local police officers collectively break down: “Please, leave us some way to make a living! He’s a prison guard, but he patrols our turf every day and clears out all our KPIs! We’re about to lose our jobs!” The criminals weep bitterly: “This is too much competition! Other prison guards only handle after-sales service, but he does the whole package: arrests you before the sale, delivers you to prison, then provides lifetime after-sales service by keeping you locked up and reforming you! How’s anyone supposed to deal with that?!” When a vicious crime boss thinks he’s escaped, he runs into “Sun Wukong in a police uniform” on a rooftop: Leaping from roof to roof? Springing off walls like a cat? Twisting in midair to dodge a speeding car? Jiang Zhe says: “Just the basics, nothing to brag about! Parkour is a basic job skill when you’re trying to hit the prison’s KPIs!” The crime boss stares at Jiang Zhe as he drops from the sky, utterly dumbfounded. “Do prison guards... have this wide a range of duties these days?!”