I, Sun Wukong, have been pinned beneath a mountain for five hundred years.
They think they have ground down my pride, but they don't know that in the darkness, I uncovered the secrets of fate!
This journey west is no mission to save all beings. It's a sacrifice!
The Three Realms are no paradise. They're a ranch!
The gods and Buddhas filling the heavens are not compassionate. They are the masterminds behind raising all living beings and harvesting their faith!
They put a golden headband on me, hoping to turn me into an obedient lackey.
But they miscalculated!
Every time Tang Sanzang chants the spell, I feel no pain. Instead, I gain sudden enlightenment, receiving the supreme gift of the [Heart Sutra for Breaking Illusions]!
Every "punishment" helps me decipher the celestial chessboard;
Every "tribulation" lets me see through the hypocrisy of the gods and Buddhas.
Heh. The gods and Buddhas make their moves, and heaven and earth are the board?
Then let this Old Sun be the player who flips the board over!
A very good Journey to the West