My System Forces Me to Be the Village's Favorite Friend to Every Woman

He looks ordinary, even a little sleazy on the outside, and is always making snarky comments in his head. In truth, he's bold yet meticulous, thick-skinned, fiercely determined to survive, and willing to step up when it matters. He comes with a built-in “snark aura” and a passive knack for attracting trouble (and beautiful women).