Nobody Gets Out Alive! I’ve Got a System That Makes Me Go Mad

Programmer Chen Mo worked himself to death, only to wake up bound to a [Madness System]!

The System announced coldly: “Want to live? Want to get stronger? Go berserk in public! Shock the world, and shame will become your strength!”

As the city turns into a living hell and monsters run rampant, the “Chosen Ones” make their dazzling entrance. But Chen Mo, a low-level corporate drone, discovers in despair that his only weapon is “having no shame”!

Faced with a smug team of superpowered fighters? He puts his underwear on his head and livestreams himself singing “Conquer,” setting off a wave of secondhand embarrassment across the internet! [Emotional Energy +999, “Social Death Aura” unlocked!]

Caught in a bizarre supernatural rule-based game? He fires back by handing the unspeakable entity a “complaint form,” chewing it out for its awful service and demanding compensation for emotional distress! [The absurd rules are shattered, energy MAX!]

Before long, Chen Mo discovers that he isn’t the only “Awakened One.” The “NPCs” forgotten by the world’s script include Aunt Zhang, a fiery-tempered cleaner who can wield a mop to perform the “Invincible Wind-and-Fire Wheel”; A-Zhai, a wheelchair-bound gaming addict who unleashes mental attacks with the “Rage of the Keyboard Warrior”; and Lingling, a world-weary former child star whose outdated nursery rhymes can hypnotize a crowd. Drawn to Chen Mo’s absurd antics, these “lunatics,” driven to the brink, rally together!

When the mastermind behind it all, the “Screenwriter,” casts a cage of order over the world, seeking to tame humanity into numb sheep, Chen Mo drags his broken body to the top of the ruins and grins wildly:

“Save the world? First, let’s make this fucked-up life fun!”

He throws up his arms and cries out, his frenzied voice ringing across the apocalypse:

“Teammates! What are you afraid of?”

“Go crazy! No one gets to live a normal life!”

This is a tale of the most absurd madness