The Outcast: Tutoring Lingyu and Beating the Snot Out of Bilian

A cold, aloof, abstinent junior uncle? No such thing! Overworked office worker Zhang Tiezhu transmigrates, landing face-first and smashing through the bathhouse at Mount Longhu! His start is an utterly humiliating one: he gets bound to the [Slacker Critical Hit System], whose mission is... to beat the ass of Zhang Chulan, that shameless bastard?! By a twist of fate, he becomes Zhang Lingyu's disciple, and from then on begins a hilarious, self-destructive daily routine of leading a young immortal astray: The Golden Light Mantra turns Barbie pink? I mess with my junior uncle while he trains, and his immortal aura instantly becomes a fluorescent light show! A record of his aloof persona falling apart? Hot pot so spicy he spits golden light, belting out the Pure and Tranquil Scripture at karaoke, and even setting up a makeover for that jerk! The System's ridiculous missions keep coming? Beating Zhang Chulan's butt is the main quest. Chalk dust, laxatives, a thousand years of death... Zhang Chulan: What did my butt ever do to you?! But when Zhang Lingyu's Yin Five Thunders become tinged with a strange black aura, Zhang Tiezhu's “thoughtful guidance” starts going off the rails: “Junior uncle, you hate that shameless bastard? You're just jealous he has no shame!” “Ever heard of Authentic Quanzhen? Your ‘dirty thunder’ is your true nature!” “The Heavenly Master's succession is a curse! Why not... become the leader of Quanzhen? Then who'd dare stop you from beating Zhang Chulan's butt?!” At the Luotian Grand Ceremony, a filthy sea of thunder shocks everyone, and the Immortal Venerable transforms into a Demon Venerable! Zhang Lingyu: Master, I've found my own “Dao,” and it's right here in this abyss! And so, the entire world of the extraordinary changes its tune: Quanzhen Sect Leader's Decree: First, no bullying the weak... but Zhang Chulan's butt is fair game! Second, open a chain of hot pot restaurants on and off the mountain! (Junior uncle: So delicious.jpg)