[High-martial world + urban superpowers + identity reversal + family comedy + one heroine]
Fang Ge, history's laziest transmigrator, makes his debut with the “Time-Space Pigeon King” System: cultivate by procrastinating, level up by standing people up!
By day, he's a good-for-nothing high school senior at the bottom of his class. By night, he's a disaster of a son who blows up the alchemy lab and gets his whole family to tell the truth.
His secret stash of money gets blown away, and his iron-willed dad instantly turns into a henpecked husband. His mom reveals that she was pursued by countless people back in the day! His sister's 33 blind dates all end in disaster, and the image of the aloof goddess crumbles into a running gag.
His best friend, Hao Yunlai, sports bright green hair. “Fang, next time you make pills, can you try to be a little more careful?”
He gets into a top university by sheer luck on the college entrance exam, then goes undercover at college as “Little Fat Pigeon,” rising to the top of the rankings.
Upon graduating, he's directly parachuted in as his dad's new boss!
His iron-willed father wears a bitter expression and awkwardly salutes. “Greetings, sir!”
Fang Ge pats him on the shoulder. “Dad, try not to be late to meetings next time, okay?”
The entire military district is stunned: How did this brat become a general?
Fang Ge sighs. “It's not like I wanted this. The System forced me to save the world!”
It's quite humorous and funny.