Live-Streaming a Funeral, While the Comments Force Me to Become a Ghost Immortal

"Warning: 72 hours of life remaining. Livestream supernatural events to earn Taint Points and extend your life."

At a funeral home in the dead of night, the nameless female corpse Lin Jin had just finished stitching suddenly opened her eyes. Her icy fingers clamped around Lin Jin's wrist. The next second, Lin Jin's phone floated into the air and started livestreaming on its own. Comments flooded the screen: "These immersive murder-mystery props are incredible!" "Miss, you've got such steady hands. Are you an intern at a funeral home?"

Only Lin Jin knew this wasn't a scripted performance. A blood-red countdown was ticking on the corpse's wrist, while the System panel displayed in plain sight: [Fear from viewers can be exchanged for lifespan and talismans. Current Taint Points: 0].

The stone-faced mortician, forced to do her job on camera, flipped off the lens. "Afraid of ghosts? Compared to you shameless people spamming 'Streamer, turn around!' I'm more afraid of losing my entire performance bonus next month."

But the audience went even crazier:

"Tip her a peachwood sword! Make her stab that red-clothed woman crawling across the ceiling!"

"Vote on which station to stop at! The ghost bride cable car is about to crash!"

"Crack the corpse painting's code! The missing character on the third line is 'suppress'..."

When the red cord from Chongqing's ghost bride cable car wrapped around her ankle, a baby began to wail from a Chaoshan bone china jar, and the corpse in an old Xiangxi painting opened its eyes and smiled at the camera, Lin Jin studied the details of a Republican-era marriage contract scrolling through the comments and finally realized: every dead person's family crest was identical to the jade pendant her father had left behind before he disappeared.

And among the viewers shouting, "Hang in there, streamer!" was someone using the ID "Judge's Brush," who precisely spoiled the fatal weakness of every Taint Realm, as if personally teaching her how to become the next "Taint Keeper."

"System notice: Viewer 'Judge's Brush' tipped [Father's Sealing Spell]. Unlock emotional module?"

Lin Jin felt