Tomb Raiding: Can a Thousand-Year-Old Ancestor Be Raised as a Child?

Note: This is a Daomu Biji fanfiction. Characters may be out of character, and names from the original may sometimes be misspelled in the story. That’s normal. There’s a System, but it appears later. Apologies for any out-of-character writing. Xiao is a transmigrator whose name has more syllables than any Zhang, and who is outrageously bold, swinging between a nasty personality and a cool, melancholy disposition. Their specialty is treating people differently, and they’re always pretending to have lost their memory. Zhang Zewen: Nasty personality? No, I don’t think so. Zhang Qiling: …Not very talkative. Hei Xiazi: Nasty, nasty! Absolutely nasty! %#@!%# Could you raise an ancestor like a child? Zhang Ruitang: …(at a loss for words) Zhang Qianshan: Maybe? (hesitant) Zhang Zewen: No. You have to worship them. Hei Xiazi: Heh. Pairing: Zhang Zewen x Xiao A hypocritical, venomous, die-hard fan who acts one way in public and another in private, and is doomed to die young x a long-lived being who often loses their memory, has a soft heart, but is emotionally detached. There’s no canon pairing, but… salted-baked shrimp can be a little bit of a thing, considering the way those two interact. The protagonist is a little bit of a “magnet for everyone.” Also, please don’t read this with a microscope. You can set your brain aside for now, too (to avoid getting hurt).