High Martial: What’s Wrong with Growing a Few More Heads Through Dark Evolution?

"Sir, could you explain dark evolution in more detail?"

"Dark evolution changes your appearance. You might grow a few extra heads, and it can even affect your lifespan."

"Then how did you deal with the changes to your appearance caused by dark evolution, sir?"

"Oh, it's nothing. Look at my shoulder. A head will grow out of it in half a minute."

"What? Does that affect you in any way?"

"Not really. Once it grows, I just cut it off."

"..."

"Then how do you deal with the lifespan problem, sir?"

"Lifespan? What makes you think I'm still alive?"

"Heh heh heh!"