Banned at Home, I Went on a Rampage in the NBA

In the 21st-century NBA, every star is either my brother or my disciple! No System, no brainless antics, no harem: a fun, feel-good story of growth. Anthony: I thought you were Rodman, here to support me. I didn’t know you wanted to be my dad! LeBron: I thought Melo was my lifelong rival. I never expected a second-round pick like you to dare challenge my claim to GOAT! Xue Yaoyang: They all thought I came to be the Nuggets’ enforcer, but only I know I’m here to become the godfather of the NBA! Kobe: What? Master, I’m the sixth man?