Zenless Zone Zero: You're a Detective With a Crime System?

Name: Zenless Zone Zero: You're a Detective With a Crime System?
Author: Nuo Guiling

绝区零：你个侦探有犯罪系统？

by Nuo Guiling (诺归灵)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 551k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 11mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

(Also known as From the Start, I Molested a Girl and Ended Up at the Public Security Bureau. This book is a slow burn and takes some brainpower. Kamen Rider Joker, absurdist humor + heroine Jane Du Cui Ji + no tragic deaths? + tough-guy detective? The beginning is original, then it joins the main storyline.)

Detective Zuo Zhuangji is bound to the most infuriating System in history: the You Have to Commit Crimes System.

He pins a strange girl against a wall on the street. The next second, her scream cuts through the air.

Before the piercing shriek has even faded, police cars have surrounded him.

In an alley, a famous young star says, “Don’t rob me of my virtue!”

He reaches out and snatches a little girl’s lollipop.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

If not for Zuo Zhuangji’s special status, he’d have been behind bars long ago.

According to Miss Xingjian Ya, Zuo Zhuangji is one of the few men who can outrun her.

[New mission: Steal the antique vase from the New Eridu Museum]

…Damn it.

(The protagonist commits no actual crimes in the story. These are exaggerated scenes written to serve the plot and have no connection to real-life events. All villains are criminals. Please do not imitate them.)

Other names

The Masked Detective in Zenless Zone Zero Never Meets the Succubus Jane Doe绝区零假面侦探不会遇到魅魔简杜Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

200Chapters

929Reads · 30 days

145.3kReads · all time

103Shelves

8.2Score

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Keep it up, author of the "Arabi" arc! Don't let us down! 😳
47 likes1y ago
The interweaving of chivalry and epic grandeur evokes a sense of patriotic fervor while reading. The dual female protagonist setting ultimately didn't suit my taste, and though I turned away, I know the writing is superb—such a masterpiece shouldn't have its brilliance diminished by my personal preference.
33 likes1y ago
This episodic detective series has incredibly compelling case summaries, and the almost divine words spoken when picking up Twig are simply divine. The update frequency is also quite good. If you enjoy stories combining detective fiction, chivalry, and mystery, I highly recommend this book.
25 likes1y ago
The writing is quite good, and the Kamen Rider scenes are inserted in a way that feels natural and appropriate, even when the characters are delivering lines. What's particularly novel is that the story begins before the main plot of Zone Zero, which is quite rare. I've read about ten Zone Zero fanfics, and very few of them start so early in the story.
12 likes1y ago
Chivalry!!! Finally, the guaranteed payout!!! A half-baked hard-boiled detective!!! A tender side beneath the metal mask!!! This is exactly what I wanted to see!!! 😏😏😏
10 likes1y ago
It's good, the characters are well-developed, and it doesn't have the homogenization of other Jedi Zero fanfiction. This is the kind of fanfiction I want to read, not the kind full of formulaic plots and mindless characters, but a feeling of real people in the Jedi Zero world.
7 likes1y ago
Xiao Huangshu's writing is good. This point is deducted for the battle scenes. I want to see Joker! Don't just have Xiao Huangwen all the time.
7 likes1y ago
I think the author's character and action descriptions could be improved significantly. If you're interested, the author could check out *Zero Zone: What Keywords Do You Have When You Don't Have Money?*, Where the character development is very detailed.
6 likes1y ago
The book is great, but the author frequently takes breaks, resulting in too many side stories, which negatively impacts the reading experience and makes the transitions between chapters awkward. I hope the author can reduce the number of breaks and finish each chapter before writing a side story. \\\\٩( 'ω' )و ////
5 likes1y ago
So handsome, so handsome! Especially the scene where he rescues Twiggy, he exudes a strong, masculine aura. The author really knows how to write about handsomeness! 😢😢😢
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