You Were Supposed to Be a Green Tea, So Why Did You Turn Into a Goofball??

The protagonist, Jiang Linxia, was an ordinary office worker who put in long days for a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan. In secret, though, she was a compulsive chatterbox with a vivid imagination. Then, overnight, she went from rags to riches and transmigrated into a book as a wealthy white-lotus beauty.

So this kind of good fortune finally came my way, huh!!!

To start living the carefree life of a slacker as soon as possible, she follows the System's assignments and spends her days gossiping, sowing discord, face-slapping people, and courting disaster.

But putting all that aside,

transmigrating into a book can be summed up in one word:

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But how did I end up turning into such a lovable idiot? Is that even reasonable?!!!!

And another thing! What kind of ridiculous items are you handing out, you lousy System? An invisibility spell that glows and laughs maniacally? A height boost of 10 centimeters, except one foot occasionally returns to its original height? A one-click outfit change that leaves you completely naked? And that fake-cry potion I swapped for: why is the water coming out of the corners of my mouth, huh?!