Psycho Peppa: Life and Death Don't Matter, I'll Crush Every Mud Puddle

There are no 8 a.m. classes here, but morning exercises in the mud pit can send your wig flying; There are no English proficiency exams here, but Madam Antelope's "Leaf Taxonomy" made me fail so badly I nearly had a breakdown; Papa Pig's pumpkin patch is the latest battleground in the rat race: whoever grows the biggest pumpkin gets to feed Rebecca, the class flower, first!