The Kept Immortal Venerable

Name: The Kept Immortal Venerable
Author: How Could the North Wind Have Blown It Away

软饭仙尊

by How Could the North Wind Have Blown It Away (何曾吹落北风中)

Status: Completed
Length: 467k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Modern office worker Xiao Ran transmigrates into the cultivation world. He has a face so handsome it could put all others to shame, but he's a good-for-nothing at cultivation and is about to be kicked out of his sect. At his most desperate moment, he awakens the strangest golden finger in history: the Myriad Ages Romance Sage Codex.

This cultivation method means he can't train alone. Only by forging genuine bonds with female cultivators and cultivating together can he make rapid progress. Even more strangely, to women he's a “human-shaped spirit pill” that can cure chronic ailments and improve their comprehension, a walking opportunity for the Great Dao.

From then on, Xiao Ran is forced onto an invincible path of “living off women.”

To survive, he sets his sights on the icy senior sister, who bears a deadly poison and is being forced into a political marriage. With the deal “I'll cure you, and you'll become my cultivation partner,” he takes the first step in his life of living off women.

Faced with an aloof and haughty ice-cold senior sister, a seductive and forward demonic enchantress, a simple and adorable alchemy empress, and a peerless beauty of an empress with unmatched political cunning… Xiao Ran draws on the exceptional people skills and shamelessness he developed in his previous life to navigate his way among all kinds of beauties. Amid one hilarious love rivalry after another and thrilling battles, he turns “living off women,” once a derogatory phrase, into the supreme Great Dao of protecting those he loves!

When everyone calls him the “Soft-Rice Dao Venerable,” he just gives a lazy smile. “Can't be helped. My whole life, I've depended on women… and this soft rice sure is delicious!”

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Fairy, I Really Don't Want to Work Hard Anymore仙子，我真的不想努力了Alternate title on Fanqie

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